3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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