there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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