he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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