the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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