I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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