Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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