So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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