you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize