physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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