I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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