I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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