Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
