She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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