I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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