That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
