It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
