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(949): View more from California

Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.

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(804): View more from Virginia

god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.

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(503): View more from Oregon

gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.

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(607): View more from New York

Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.

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(478): View more from Georgia

Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..

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