go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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