what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
