I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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