Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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