Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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