I got chris browned last night
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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