wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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