you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I have peed in a lot of sinks
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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