We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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