yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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