guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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