help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
