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I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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