ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
try to milk me bitch
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