If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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