We won't sleep together?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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