I love black thongs
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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