so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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