Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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