i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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