She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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