yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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