I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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