he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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