I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
my shit smells like andre
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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