I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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