We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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