No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
