Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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