I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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