But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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