Christians are straight up FREAKS
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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