Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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